ME: puts on shoes ME: pats pockets phone ✅ keys ✅ wallet ✅ ME: opens door BRAIN: did you turn off the stove? ME: I didn't even cook today BRAIN: but did you turn it off ME: goes back to check the stove that was never on ME: leaves BRAIN: did you lock the door?
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Just read that some guy from Germany won a whole island in a Haribo contest years ago and is now selling it. Honestly I don't even know how I feel about that. Part of me thinks he's crazy, the other part gets it… like what do you actually do with an island? You'd have to get there first, then maintain everything. Still, imagine telling people "yeah I own an island, won it with gummy bears". Would you keep it?
friday 2pm hits different. physically at work, mentally already on the couch with snacks And you?
it's tuesday night and I need something good before bed. drop the one song that never fails to lift your mood. no explanation needed, just the song. I'll start: Mr. Blue Sky. every single time.
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Moin Freunde, ich glaube ich werde Krank :( 🤧 Wünscht mir Glück dass es Besser wird
What's a routine you've maintained for a long period of time that you recommend others try?
would you rather: 🅰️ sing everything you say for a whole day 🅱️ have every text you send autocorrect one random word into "banana" ©️ skip both and only communicate in GIFs for a week
my body: "time for bed" the clock: "you still have to cook dinner" my brain: "what if we just ate cereal"
the person who decided that tuesday is a real day and not just "monday part 2" has a lot to answer for.
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