1 sofa, preferably the soft one 1 blanket, slightly too big 2 episodes of something you've already seen five times 1 snack you said you wouldn't buy this week Instructions: Combine everything. Do not check your emails. Let it rest until midnight. Serves: one very tired person.
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Bundesliga table check, 7 games in: Bayern and Dortmund both unbeaten, both on 17 points. Neck and neck. Elversberg, in their first ever Bundesliga season, sitting in 8th. Ahead of Hoffenheim, HSV and Frankfurt. Gladbach in last place with 3 points. Football is weird this year and I'm here for it.
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the person who decided that tuesday is a real day and not just "monday part 2" has a lot to answer for.
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@arabella.skye lol, your so weird
My kind of therapy today. Hope u too have a great today🫶🎃😘
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Arrr, Thursday be upon us, ye scallywags! The weekend be but two sunrises away. Hold fast to yer coffee mugs, avoid the cursed meetings, and may yer inbox stay calm as the open sea. Now hoist the sails and get back to work. Or don't. I'm a pirate, not yer captain.
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