BREAKING: Local man returns to gym after 3-month break. Witnesses report he confidently loaded the same weight as before the pause. Seconds later, he quietly removed two plates and pretended to adjust his headphones. He is currently recovering at home and has described tomorrow's leg day as "a problem for future me". More updates as the soreness develops.
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the person who decided that tuesday is a real day and not just "monday part 2" has a lot to answer for.
tonight the clocks go back and we all get one free hour. ideas for it, ranked: 1. sleep 2. sleep 3. lie awake thinking about what to do with the extra hour 4. sleep what are you doing with yours
I need movie recommendations please 🍿 - Action - Action comedy Should be at least a 7/10 movie
End-to-end encryption is live 🔒 The update is out. After the server restart, tellmelo was offline for about 3 minutes. Sorry for the short break, and thanks for your patience! From now on you can end-to-end encrypt your chats, in the browser and in our apps. What that means - Your messages are locked on your device before they're sent. - On our server they're just scrambled data. Not even we can read them. - Only you and the person you're chatting with can unlock them, with your 6-digit PIN. How to start Open a chat, turn on encryption and set your PIN. Your chat partner hasn't turned it on yet? Send them an invite with one tap. Good to know - It's optional and currently covers text messages. - Push notifications only show "New message", never the content. - You can choose to only get messages from people who use encryption too. Private chats should stay private. That's how it's always been meant to be.
my most played song this year is not something cool. it's not some underground band nobody knows. it's a 2000s eurodance song I play in the car when nobody's watching. windows up. volume way too high. no, I won't tell you which one.
Why does everyone have supporters here?
random idea I can't stop thinking about: what if the whole tellmelo community built and ran a city together? 🏙️ not a real one obviously. a small virtual city, just for a few weeks. like r/place on reddit, but instead of pixels you vote on stuff: - where the next park goes - what the city is called - who becomes mayor (yes, elections) - what happens when the budget runs out 😅 everyone gets a small say every day. and at the end we see what kind of city a bunch of strangers on the internet actually build. would you join something like this? or is this just my 2am brain talking?
Hallo zusammen, ich hoffe, es geht euch allen sehr gut? Für weitere Informationen zu Ihrem Kreditantrag zögern Sie bitte nicht, uns zu kontaktieren. Vielen Dank.
3 bunny facts nobody asked for but you're getting anyway 🐰 1. when bunnies are really happy, they jump in the air and twist their body. it's called a "binky". yes, that's the official word. 2. their teeth never stop growing. ever. imagine. 3. they can see almost all the way around themselves without turning their head. except right in front of their nose. so they can see you coming from behind, but not the carrot right in front of them. today's goal: be as happy as a bunny doing a binky.
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