saturday morning grocery shoppers are a different species. no browsing, no small talk, just in and out like a heist
Sebastian Ostermeier
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Germany's Bundestag just approved the "Frühstartrente", an early-start pension for kids 🇩🇪 How it works: - The state puts €10 a month into an investment account for every child, from age 6 to 18 - It starts with kids born in 2020 - That adds up to €1,440 from the state in total - If parents don't open an account, the money gets invested anyway The government's own example: with 7% return a year, that could grow to around €53,000 by age 65. That's an assumption, not a guarantee. Anyone born before 2020 gets nothing from it. So, what do you think: a smart start, or way too little? And what about everyone who's already paying into the system today? 👇
been awake since 6 this morning and somehow it's 11pm and i'm still working. my sleep schedule and i are not on speaking terms
a skeleton that's been lying in the ground for 7,000 years just turned up in Großköllnbach, a small village in Bavaria. archaeologists are calling it a mystery meanwhile i can't even find my keys after 7 minutes
Mont Blanc just grew almost 2 metres 🏔️ It now stands at 4,807.47 m. Meanwhile I've been the same height since I was 16. Some of us just peak differently i guess
wednesday already? i swear monday was like an hour ago 😆
Porto just got named the most welcoming city in Europe, with Lisbon right behind it 🇵🇹 Never been to either, but apparently the secret is the hospitality. Portugal is officially on my list now. Anyone been?
Still waiting,...
good evening, still at the office, but almost done. one more thing and then home, couch, nothing else #goodNight
it's not even 9 and monday is already winning 1:0
sunday evening and i'm already mentally preparing for monday like it's a boss fight
And you? #tellmelo
pizza salami for lunch on a saturday. no sharing
woke up with my right foot hurting for no reason at all. didn't run, didn't kick anything. apparently this is just a thing now
cold pizza for breakfast is better than any cereal ever made. i will not be taking questions!
Thursday evening and my brain has already clocked out for the weekend. One more day. Anyone else running on autopilot right now?
Done with work for today 🙌 Shoes off, phone on, and absolutely zero plans for the rest of the evening. How was your day?
Ok real question: what's the best thing to eat when you're too tired to cook but too hungry to wait? I'm standing in front of my fridge right now and nothing is speaking to me
Is it just me or does Tuesday always feel longer than Monday? Monday at least has the excuse of being Monday 😅
Scientists just won a Nobel Prize for switching brain cells on with light Can we get a few of those lamps shipped over to X real quick? Some people over there clearly need it
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