Tomorrow is Halloween. If you haven't bought candy yet, today is your last chance before the kids in your street find out who the "no candy" house is. You have been warned.
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1 sofa, preferably the soft one 1 blanket, slightly too big 2 episodes of something you've already seen five times 1 snack you said you wouldn't buy this week Instructions: Combine everything. Do not check your emails. Let it rest until midnight. Serves: one very tired person.
Bundesliga table check, 7 games in: Bayern and Dortmund both unbeaten, both on 17 points. Neck and neck. Elversberg, in their first ever Bundesliga season, sitting in 8th. Ahead of Hoffenheim, HSV and Frankfurt. Gladbach in last place with 3 points. Football is weird this year and I'm here for it.
BREAKING: Local man returns to gym after 3-month break. Witnesses report he confidently loaded the same weight as before the pause. Seconds later, he quietly removed two plates and pretended to adjust his headphones. He is currently recovering at home and has described tomorrow's leg day as "a problem for future me". More updates as the soreness develops.
Happy weekend to you all! ❤🌹
Esta es la ciudad de Panamá 🇵🇦. #panama #LATAM
Mi bandera🇵🇦
Terremoto en Panamá 🇵🇦 9 de octubre de 2026
Terremoto en Panamá 🇵🇦 9 de octubre de 2026
Será que esta red social reemplace a X? #pty #panama
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