#makemyday Send me the dumbest joke you know. The worse the better. I've had a long week and I need to groan at my phone at least once before sleeping
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Sebastian Ostermeier@Sebastian ·
why did twitter change its name to X? because that's what everyone calls it now. their ex.
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Saturday, 5pm, and I just found a €5 note in the pocket of a jacket I haven't worn since March. Not life changing. But past me was looking out for present me, and honestly that's the nicest thing anyone's done for me all week. Your turn. Smallest good thing that happened to you today, go.
Something I keep reminding myself lately: If you lose 1 €, you don't throw away the other 23€ just because you're annoyed about the one. So why do we let someone who ruined one hour of our day take the rest of it too? Still working on actually doing this, honestly. But it helps to think about it like that.
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tonight the clocks go back and we all get one free hour. ideas for it, ranked: 1. sleep 2. sleep 3. lie awake thinking about what to do with the extra hour 4. sleep what are you doing with yours
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At what stage of this platform does the verification feature come into play?
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