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KAMOP@KAMOP ·

ME: puts on shoes ME: pats pockets phone ✅ keys ✅ wallet ✅ ME: opens door BRAIN: did you turn off the stove? ME: I didn't even cook today BRAIN: but did you turn it off ME: goes back to check the stove that was never on ME: leaves BRAIN: did you lock the door?

KAMOP@KAMOP ·

Just read that some guy from Germany won a whole island in a Haribo contest years ago and is now selling it. Honestly I don't even know how I feel about that. Part of me thinks he's crazy, the other part gets it… like what do you actually do with an island? You'd have to get there first, then maintain everything. Still, imagine telling people "yeah I own an island, won it with gummy bears". Would you keep it?

Ngwa Raymond@ngwa.raymond ·

What music are you listening to right now?

TELLMELO@tellmelo ·

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Morad Panahi@MoradPanahi ·

مردم ما واقعاً دل‌پاک، ساده‌زیست و بی‌آلایشند. انگار چشم دوخته‌اند به روزنه‌ای که شاید نوری از آن بتابد. حالا هم طوری از علی بلال، به‌رسم ورزش‌دوستی‌شان، استقبال کردند که خود ایشان هم حیران مانده بود. شاد باد روزگار مردم!... .

Ngwa Raymond@ngwa.raymond ·

If me and you are in a situation where nobody should laugh and then some little funny shit happens, PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME! PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME! PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Sebastian Ostermeier@Sebastian ·

Another day, another dollar. Or as I call it at 6:30am: another day, another "five more minutes".

Mareh Anul@Mareh.Anul ·

WHY DOES MY PHONE GO FROM 15% TO 1% IN FOUR MINUTES BUT TAKES TWO HOURS TO CHARGE FROM 80% TO 100% WHO DESIGNED THIS I JUST WANT TO WATCH ONE MORE VIDEO IN BED IN PEACE

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